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| Dumb Blonde Jokes Q: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" Q: How do you get rid of blondes? A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC? A: A dumb terminal. Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand? A: So brunettes can understand them. Q: How did the blond burn her ear? A: The phone rang while she was ironing. Q: There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn't they get in? A: The sign said "must be 18 to enter". Q: Why are there no brunette jokes? A: Because blondes would have to think them up. Q: How does a blonde make instant pudding? A: She places the box in the microwave and looks for the "instant pudding setting" button. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? A: When she got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopedia.
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