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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually
increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he
can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says,
"It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me
a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says,
"My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be
that officer trying to give her back!"
Sorry, I Can't do That!
A police officer pulls
over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says,
"Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says,
"Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll
have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood
sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed
to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I
do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white
line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."
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